Screw a princess, obtain Skåne, earn peaceSkåne is a län (province) in the South of Sweden. More specifically, it is the southernmost land of Sweden, just a swim off Denmark. It is known for the Öresund (or Øresund?) Bridge and tunnel, for Elsinore and Helsingborg which once formed a magnificent fortress on the two sides of the sea, and for Wallander’s hometown. Recently it has become known for a good number of bombings and r*p**.While geographically in Sweden, Skåne has been Danish for a very long time and there’s still some rivalry between the two countries.(In pics, a map of Skåne, a typical view of Skåne and the bridge and tunnel on the Oresund)One day I dreamt and novelised what you’re going to read.I was at a party with men dressed in high uniforms and women in long, beautiful dresses, high heels shoes and jewelry sported on each part of their body.I wore a yellow-frogged blue jacket with yellow embroideries on the sleeves. I felt very cute in it. Even my trousers were blue, embroidered in yellow. My black hair was a sign of distinction. Holding my drink in one hand I attended what was probably the highlight of the party: two young girls, in long blue (one) and yellow (the other) were going downstairs from the upper floor.Both were blonde girls with blue eyes and one of them had very nice boobs, while the other was flat-chested. “What’s all that blue and yellow on display?” I kept wondering, appreciating, however, the high proportion of sexy girls around me.As all people clapped their hands, I clapped mine too.People, anyway, spoke a weird language I was not really able to understand, it looked like a sort of dialect so I got near a group and kept silent, trying to understand what they were saying.”It must be a Northern German dialect” I thought. And what country speaks a Northern German dialect and is blue and yellow? Sweden!”What in the hell am I doing in Sweden?” I wondered “Let me talk to someone with a weird accent””Good evening, Sir” I told a man who was not in a uniform”Good evening, Kapten””Fuck, I’m a Captainl” I thought.”My watch should be out of work, may you tell me the hour, please?””For sure, it’s 9 pm. Are you okay, Kapten? You speak a bit weird””Ja, I bit my tongue this morning. I’m suffering a little””Oh, I’m sorry but it happens””Thank you, Sir””You’re welcome, Kapten”I was drinking some spirit from my glass when I heard a voice summoning me.”Don’t drink, Kapten, you should look after the princesses”I turned back to where the voice came from and saw an old man with what looked like the insignia of a General.”I’m doing it, General!”To look after two blonde princesses, fuck that’s the best job ever.The first princess came next to me, greeted me with a nod and a small bow and smiled. “Good evening, princess” I said making a military salute.”Calm down, Kapten, this is a party””As you wish, princess!””Maja”Well, I knew her name but…what was mine? Erik? “Good evening, Kapten Andersson” said the other girl.”Good evening, princess!””Oh, Nils, you still have to learn my name”So I’m Nils Andersson…original name for a Swedish!”Shut up, Ebba, Nils can’t always look after you”Ebba sported the bigger boobs, so I wanted to look after her.”You two look really wonderful today””Who’s sexier?” asked Ebba.I kissed Ebba’s hand and blinked an eye to her.It was time to dance and, as it always happen, the older sister had a future spouse while the younger was single. To my great happiness Ebba and she asked me to dance with her.”I’m totally hopeless at dancing””Are you really sure you want to deny a dance to a princess?””No, I’m not” and we crossed our hands as Ebba placed her head on my shoulder. I could clearly see her boobs but had to dance. And dancing is probably the second thing I fear the most.When we had danced for just a minute or so, I heard noises and people shouting.I suddenly told Ebba to stay behind me, placing a hand on my shoulder or back Fatih Escort and went looking for Maja.”Are you okay, Maja?” I asked.”I’m okay, what happened?””I don’t know, but it’s better to go to a safe room””It’s in the right wing of the building””It’s too far, we’d better go into the car and run away””You decide, Nils”I checked my pocket and found my car keys. Clicking the button I noticed a car turning its lights on. That must have been my car.It was a Saab 9-5.”That is your car?” asked Ebba.”I’m not rich, princess””It’s ugly and old””Get into the car and shut up””Rude!”With the corner of my eye I noticed someone getting near, I turned myself to him and he had a rifle, an AK-47, and was ready to fire, so I just took my gun and shot first. I saw two more men coming at us and shooting. I jumped into the car and turned the engine. The two guys were just in front of me and were aiming so I had to speed up and run them down.I heard the sound of bullets hitting the car, so I asked: “Can you drive a car, Maja?””Yes, I can””Grab the steering wheel and if you see someone in front of you, speed up””Ok, Nils””Ebba, make room for me on the back seats””I wasn’t excpecting anything else”I gave her a hopeless glance. With a punch I broke the load cover and took a machine gun.”Hell, you have a machine gun in the trunk””Head down, Ebba””Oh finally”It’s not easy to shoot against terrs from a low hooded sedan, dressed with embroideries and with a teenage princess who placed her head on your belly but a machine gun and an open sunroof can help. The first terrs’ car burnt, the second exploded and the third was still behind shooting at us.”Ebba, what are you doing?””Oh excuse me, Nils””Were you kissing my cock, Ebba?””I just placed my head in the wrong place, Kapten”I saw two more pickups filled with terrs and it was time to launch hand grenades. The pickups exploded and the car with terrs looked distant.”Take the first exit, Maja””Nils, Nils!” Ebba called me and took my hand placing it on her chest. “Check, check my heartbeat. It’s so fast”I touched her boobs and kissed her forehead. “Calm down, Ebba, it’s over””I’m so fucking excited” and gave me a kiss.”Princess, please!””Oh, excuse me Kapten”We stopped just after the motorway exit and stood in the middle of the road. “Turn right into that forest, please”We stopped in a glade and I tried to check the car. Bullets were everywhere and the back glass was shattered.”We can’t keep on” I said “We must survive here for this night, tomorrow we’ll see what we can do””Oh I could never have a better dream, Nils, you and me under the starred sky””And Maja””And Maja, too”I took the radio off the car and tried to make it works in some way.”Sweden has been taken over by terrorists, the only remnant of a State is the Royal Palace in Stockholm, which is defended by half the army, and Norbotten which is held safe by the Armed Forces”Maja and Ebba cried, I was on the brink but manage to keep my composure.We passed the night in a glade near a river but, to give us some help, I placed booby traps all around us. I took my AK5 carbine from my car and gave two guns to the girls, in case of need.I couldn’t sleep. “Why am I in Sweden? Why the princesses know me? Why do I have all these weapons in my car? And why did these damn terrs attack tonight?”. Many questions, not a single answer.”You can’t sleep?””No, Ebba””I’m scared””You shouldn’t. We are alive and tomorrow we’ll run out of Sweden, Norway or Denmark where you’ll be safe””Hug me, Nils”What could I do if not embracing Ebba as tight as possible?Her head was so near me that I could feel her breathe on my cheeks. I touched her chin, caressed her hair and placed behind her ears and kissed her soft, trembling lips.”At least something good has happened tonight” Ebba said.”How old are you, Ebba?””Is that really that important?””Yes, baby, if you’re u******e I cannot write the Fatih Escort story on xhamster.com””What, you’re on a porn site?””You’ll be too, if I can write the story””I’m 19″”Good!”I kept kissing her with my tongue touring her mouth and exchanging saliva with hers, my hands slowly slipped on her hips and one of them touched her ass.”Brave soldier”Ebba laid on the ground, stripping the upper part of her dress to – successfully – tease me. It was a nice view, after all those bullets and explosions: the pale skin of a teenage under a fullmoon helps forgetting bad things.”I have waited this moment for all my life””How long am I looking after you?””I was 15!””Four years?””Yes, four years and a half””And I had never kissed you before?””Shh, don’t let Maja wake up”We kissed again, her boobs were bare in front of me and I grabbed them and held firmly.(Ebba’s fake boobs, blonde hair and blue eyes look like this girl)”Big boobs, Ebba””They’re fake, I wanted them to…to…attract you””But you’re so beautiful, you didn’t need them to make me fall in love””I heard you like ’em big and fake, so…”I bent over and licked her nipples, spitting on her boobs just to lick them easier. She laid on her back, stripped of all clothes but her bottom lingerie. My tongue went down and down on her until her pussy was in sight.I gently spread her legs and put a finger in her tight pussy. She smiled like never before as my finger became completely wet and creamed. “It was easy” I said.”I’ve been creaming since we were on the car backseat””ahaha” I laughed before kissing her again.”You should suck my cock, now, Ebba”She stood up touching her wet tight pussy with her left hand. The moonlight mirrored in her eyes was the most beautiful sight I was ever been able to get.I stood up and she took my cock with her right hand, placing it near her mouth. I kept eye contact for all time, and I challenge you doing so when a girl sports 34D fake boobs.Her tongue got out of her mouth and licked my gland, she spat on it to gently suck it clean. Once, twice and again.Her eyes shone in the dark forest. She started speeding up and deepening her knowledge of my cock, and I could feel the back of her mouth touched a few times.I couldn’t help but pulling her head towards me to let my cock down the princess’ throat.”Arghggha” she had to spit a couple of times “This was gross, but I like it”I did it again for seven times. Ebba had to spit and almost puke a few times.I hit her face with my dick a couple of times as to straighten it a bit and then I penetrated her pussy. She placed her knees on my shoulder and her pussy was slightly above the ground. Not the most comfortable of the positions, but…After a while, my cock managed to stretch her pussy a bit and I was ready to full penetration so I told Ebba to go on her back and wrap her legs behind me. The vaginal channel was shortened and my cock couldn’t get totally into it at first. But we all know pussies can be magical and, as per miracle, my cock vanished in her cunt.Not that it came so easy, Ebba squirmed and moaned every time I gave her a hit and she placed her hand on her mouth. I sweetly caressed her face and hair for all the time.”I’m cumming in you, princess””You have a condom, haven’t you?””You’ll know in a few weeks”We both said: “Aaaaaaaaah” even though mine was more enthusiastic lol How many chances do you have to breed a princess?We kissed for a while, then tried to sleep.We woke up at the dawn, had a sort of bath in the river waters and dressed in mimetic, the change I had in the car.”Well, Maja looks perfect although the uniform is maybe one size too big, for Ebba it is a bit narrow on her chest but overall good”They laughed and it was a good way to start a day.”We’re near Alvesta, we have to cover almost 200 km to get to Malmo and we don’t have a car. We’ll take one. You are the princesses, true Swedish will let you take Escort Fatih their car””What about two motorbikes?” asked Maja”Motorbikes?””Look over there, there are many parked in that motel””What about horses?” asked Ebba, pointing her fingers to two beautiful Svensk Kallblodstravarer. “Let’s take a car. Wait for me here!”I went to the motel car parking, broke a window of the oldest car and turned the engine as car thieves of yore knew.The two princesses jumped on and we drove along B roads towards Malmo.”I know that terrs are idiot, but I suppose they have checkpoints everywhere around Malmo and the Oresund bridge so be ready for the worse””Maja I like you” said Ebba.”I like you too” replied Maja.”I had sex with Nils last night””What have you done?” ask Maja.”I sucked his cock and he cummed in my pussy””Nils!””Princess Maja, I’m sorry””I’m going to taste your cock”Maja unzipped my uniform, took off my cock with her hand and cockslapped her face with it.”Hmm…a hard one”I placed my right hand on her head and pulled her down on my cock.She gasped as on air restrain. “What are you doing in front of me, bitch? You know I have a crush on Nils””Shut up, Ebba” said Maja or something similar, she had my cock in her mouth and her words were not very clear.She wanked me and sucked for at least 25 km until I had to cum, stopped the car, went out of it, open Maja’s door and wanked on her face. Then I run to my place to drive again.”Guess I should thank you” said Maja as Ebba laughed and tried to lick Maja’s face clean.(Maja’s face looked like this)”MMM it tastes so good” said both Princesses.”What a pair of lovely sluts” I said”Kiss me now, Nils” said Maja who still had cum on her tongue.(It’s not impossible to kiss her, but weird for sure)”You crazy, Maja””Then shut up and drive, servant”I kept silent.After a couple of hours we were near the Malmo exit of the motorway, just next to the Bridge but there was no checkpoints, neither by the Army, but we knew there were no soldiers there, nor by terrs.We took the bridge, then went down in the tunnel…where I had to stop my car.”Why did you stop?””I have to tell you something, princesses””What?””My name is not Nils Andersson. I’m David Jager””What?”I sped up and we arrived at the border where a large number of Danish tanks were waiting for us.I stopped the car again, told the girls to get out and follow me.As we got near the soldiers, they pointed their carbines at us. One man went towards us and shouted:”You managed, David, you got them””What is he saying? And who is he?””I’m the King of Denmark. David is one of the best agent of our intelligence and he had to bring you here””Why?””I will exchange you for Skåne””Nils…David…what? What did you do?”I took my carbine and pointed it at the King of Denmark.”Not so fast, Kung Kristian””David, you’re one, and there’s a hundred tanks and soldiers here””They can shoot at me, but I just have to shoot once to take your life””Why did the terrs? Did you call them?””Yes, I wanted to be sure you could escape with the girls””They shot at us””They’re terrs and do whatever they want””You raided Sweden, idiot””Sweden doesn’t exist. Only Denmark””You’re crazy, Kung Kristian””Yes, I’m Kung Kristian! I want Skåne! Give me Skåne! Give me the girls or we open fire”I threw a smoke bomb at the soldiers and told the girls to run towards Malmo. Suddenly we found ourselves surrounded by soldiers. Danish soldiers at our back, Swedish in front.”It’s over for you, Nils…or David””Not yet, we’re still on Danish ground””So what?””Kung Kristian, do you want the girls?” “Obviously””Then make me Duke of Bornholm on the spot””You are Duke of Bornholm now””And you, King of Sweden, do you still want your daughters back?””Obviously””Then let me marry Ebba””Why?””I love her and…we’ll solve our turmoils with this””How?””Kung Kristian has no progenies, no woman has ever wanted to have sex with him and, according to an ancient law of the 8th century, the Duke of Bornholm become the new King of Denmark””I forgot that” shout Kristian”I’d be King of Denmark and King of Sweden in a few years””…and peace will reign on Skåne”And they live happily ever after.