I’m Allie, 56-year-old wife & mom. My 25-year-old son likes to bring some of his friends over that are 18-25 and make me act all flirty with them and dress up in stuff like short shorts and miniskirts. In real life I’m a fairly conservative, short bubbly, blonde… a bit like a cute little muffin, see? In my fantasy world I’m a submissive slut for my son’s friends and other men, but I also enjoy fantasizing about my son’s girlfriend, Natalie.
Natalie, is a totes princess type and can be a bit jumped up and passive aggressive towards me, kind of looking down at me for not being as glamorous or girly as Nat and for treating my boy like a mummy’s boy. Ho-hum! One of my fantasies about Nat is her making me become her amusement whore, humiliating me in front of her friends, body shaming me and laughing at my sexuality. Nat’s got such a lovely figure, I’ve even caught myself imagining her nude! The idea of Nat actually completing this quiz about me in her nastiest, bitchiest mind frame really gets me tingly! How could I ever look her in the eye if she knew this was what I fantasized about? LOL.
Anyway, please take a moment to complete this little survey (is only 9 little questions) to help me be the best slutty mom for my son’s girlfriends and her chums. (This is part 4 of my little survey, so you might want to do parts 1, 2 and 3 first to catch up first. Is up to you! This part is to see how I should behave when I’m on a girls’ day out with my son’s girlfriend (future daughter-in-law) and her chums. It’s kind of a multiple choice, as always, but do add any comments you might have too! Especially those sexy, humiliating and shaming ones! You know the ones! Enjoy.
Love and kisses,
Allie. Xxx
SLUTTY MOM SURVEY PART IV: MOM-IN-LAW.
I: Okies, so a mom’s relationship with her prospective daughter-in-law is tricky at the best of times. We’re both vying for the attention of the same young man, but in different ways, of course, but it can lead to some serious stepping on toes if we’re not careful. So, to help me be a good mom-in-law, what attitudes should I adopt that will best suit Natalie?
a) We should respect each other’s boundaries, put my son before any differences and be as open and welcoming as possible.
b) I should respect her relationship with my son and never badmouth her to him. In fact, I should suggest I am punished if I trip up and do say something meanie. (Spank me, Nat!)
c) I should let go of my expectations about how things should be and work with the way things are, including greeting Natalie’s bossiness and cattiness with enthusiasm and gratitude.
d) I should respect my daughter-in-law’s perspective, even if I don’t agree with it. Much has changed since I was her age and more to the point, I’m not in charge of my son anymore. I should earn my daughter-in-law’s trust by playing entirely by her rules.
e) I should see myself as my daughter-in-law’s hand maiden and do everything I can to make her feel superior to me in every way, dote on her and accept her superiority over me for her control of my son, being prettier than me, being younger than me and being more glamorous than me.
f) All of the above except a). My daughter-in-law should not have to respect a slutty mom.
II: To help build a relationship between me and my daughter-in-law should I arrange days out so we can get to know each other?
a) Yes, the more you understand one another the better it will be all around.
b) Beylikdüzü Escort Bayan Yes, but not so we can get to know each other, more so my daughter-in-law can be encouraged to treat me as her hand maiden and amusement whore.
c) No, I should be busy pleasing my young men like a good slutty mom.
III: If yes, what should I wear?
a) Whatever I feel most comfortable in to manage this difficult relationship.
b) I should ask my daughter-in-law to dress me. (How humiliating to be dressed by a woman less than half my age!)
c) I should dress like a slutty teen so that I look ridiculous, slutty and look like I haven’t a clue about fashion to encourage my daughter-in-law and her friends to mock me and laugh at my middle-aged body on display.
d) I should wear a collar and leash and offer my daughter-in-law the handle to lead me around in public. (What if a neighbour sees me? Yikes!)
e) I should wear white translucent leggings so my pee-pee stains my crotch when the girls don’t let me wipe down there. (Yuckies! But so humiliating when I have to stand next to them in their tidy, clean, respectable and trendy outfits)
f) A snout mask, ears and a curly tail butt plug.(WTF!)
g) I should wear the girl’s spit and wee-wee as perfume. (Grotty but very humiliatingly sexy!)
h) All of the above, except a).
IV: When I’m on a girls’ day out with my daughter-in-law and her chums, are there things I can offer to make the experience more fun for a group of eighteen-year-old girls?
a) Maybe offer to buy lunch, choose activities appropriate to young adults.
b) Pay for absolutely everything.
c) Instead of talking just sit and bleat like mutton dressed as lamb.
d) Encourage them to body shame me by dressing like a slut and then exposing parts of my body for them to vote on or criticize. Some things I could do are; lifting up my little skirt to ask them to comment on my hanging labia, bending over and parting my ass cheeks for them to comment on my ass, pulling out my little boobs, lifting up my top and begging them to humiliate me for my itty-bitty-titties, wobbling my soft belly in a crop top while praising their flat, toned tummies.
e) Body shaming myself by complimenting them on their style and looks while I’m dressed like a trashy whore.
f) Tell them our relationship should be based on contempt and sadism on their part, and subservience and keenness to please on mine. Suggest I should greet them by kissing their feet and they greet me by kicking me between my thighs and spitting in my face.
g) Ask them to pull me along by my labia when we’re down alleys so I am like a waddling duck!
h) Offer my tongue as loo roll whenever they pop to the Ladies for a wee-wee.
i) All of the above.
V: If we’re on a girls’ day out shopping, we’ll invariably visit the park on a nice, sunny day. What might be suitable ideas I could suggest to make being in the park more fun for my daughter-in-law and her chums?
a) Suggest I hustle as a hooker until I’ve managed to suck 3 stranger’s cocks and give them the money so I’m officially their whore.
b) Sit on a swing while we all chat and if any men walk past, be expected to splay my bare thighs so my middle-aged pussy is on display while their dignity is preserved.
c) Suggest they strip me and put me in the bin head first while they enjoy the park.
d) Buy Bahçeşehir Escort Bayan a rubber dog toy and ask them to throw it for me so I can fetch it on my hands and knees and suggest they aim for the thorny bushes so my scantily dressed flesh can get all grubby and grazed as I rush about to amuse them.
e) Suggest I wee like a dog on all fours with my chubby thigh cocked while people can see. (And no clean up, so I have dribbles all down my inner thighs!)
f) Suggest I fetch each of them a willowy branch so we can play ‘chase’ with them running after me and whip me and make me squeal like a piggy.
g) Buy everyone a lollipop from the ice-cream man and amuse the girls by alternating mine from my pussy, to my ass, to my mouth while they enjoy eating theirs.
h) All of the above and anything else that will humiliate me for their amusement! Go blue sky again, Allie! LOL.
VI: What other games/activities would be okay to suggest to make sure my daughter-in-law and her chums enjoy a great girls’ day out at my expense?
a) ‘Tattoo lotto’: Each of the girls designs a tattoo and I have to get the one they pick done, and then do another lotto for which part of my body it goes on. Only rule is that it has to be a degrading slogan or picture. We ca keep doing it every week until everyone’s tattoo idea is inked on my body.
b) ‘Itty-bitty-titty-target’: Whatever part of the park the girls are using I take my top off completely and they get points if they target my boobs. So, if they’re on the swings, I stand before them, push out my boobs and they get points every time they kick my bare little boobs.
c) ‘Cum countdown’: I have to suck off a stranger and the winner is the girl who best guesses when and where the guy cums. (I love the idea of younger women mocking my sexual performances).
d) ‘Spin and punt a da cunta’: I have to kneel on all fours on a roundabout with my ass facing outward. They spin the roundabout and whoever I stop in front of gets a kick at my pussy all pushed up and out. They keep going until a kick makes me beg to stop and then that kicker is the winner. (I love the idea of Nat and her friends laughing at my swollen, red, puffy pussy after they’ve kicked it!)
e) ‘Tongue taster’: I have to lie on a bench and the girls take it in turns to sit on my face. They give me clues as to whose ass I am tasting, and the one who takes the longest form me to guess wins. (OMG! I can imagine having to meet Nat’s gang of eighteen-year-old chums when they next call round, knowing I’ve been their middle-aged ass-licking bitch!)
f) ‘Whore for the homeless’: I have to offer myself sexually to all the homeless people under the overpass and pleasure them if they want me to while the girls film me. The girls bet on how many will use me and the winner is the girl with the nearest guess.
g) ‘Fuck-bag frolics’: I have to fuck whoever they want me to while they all stand around laughing and insulting my bared body and my performance as I have to try and be as sexy as poss for the man, or men who they’ve got to fuck me.
h) All of the above, and more, more, more! (Yikes! Calm down, already!)
VII: If you picked a) or g) (‘cos it includes a) can you help my daughter-in-law and her chums choose the best tattoos for me to get permanently inked on my middle-aged bod?
a) ‘Gang rape me’ above my pussy.
b) ‘3 hole-girl’ with a picture of being triple entered on my upper-arm.
c) ‘SLUT’ above my boobs, or written in a cute circle around a nipple.
d) ‘Pull here!’ Around my other nipple.
e) ‘Rape my ass’ above my ass (duh!)
f) ‘Fuck-Pig’ across my roundy, middle-aged blob of a belly.
g) All of the above.
h) Let the girls choose without any interference ‘cos my opinions are irrelevant.
VIII: And finally, just a couple of quickies, about how I should treat my daughter-in-Law when she’s over seeing my son:
a) I should refer to her always as ‘my queen’, ‘miss’ or ‘princess’.
b) I should accept that I am whatever Miss say I am and Miss is whatever she says she is.
c) I should act like a hand maiden to Miss whenever she calls over.
d) I should have a present ready for Miss every time she calls over and they should always be worth $500 and be given with the receipt.
e) I should accept that I deserve spanking by Miss on every visit, just ‘cos, and offer my bare tushy up freely and enthusiastically for my daughter-in-law to spank.
f) I am not a good slut mommy-in-law unless I have cried once a week from my spankings.
g) I should aim to be a good piggy and not squeal over my spankings.
h) Because I gave birth to my son out of my pussy, and my son belongs to Miss, my pussy also belongs to Miss. It is my pussy’s fault if my son upsets Miss, and so it is right my pussy is punished whenever my son and daughter-in-law fall out. (I love the idea of Nat’s pussy being pampered and pleasured by my son while mine is all grazed, swollen and pink from Nat punishing it!)
i) Instead of saying ‘yes’ or ‘no’ I should bleat once or twice to amuse my daughter-in-law as mutton dressed as lamb.
j) I must have a new mother-in-law joke to amuse Miss every time she calls around, such as “why are mother-in-laws like a laxative? ‘cos they irritate the shit out of you!” or “How are shotguns and mother-in-laws alike? If there is one around, you just want to shoot it!”
k) I should bring Miss and my son breaky in bed every morning they’re over and massage Miss’s feet while totes naked while she enjoys her breaky in her warm snugly bed. Then I should have to lie beside Miss while my son makes love to her, telling Miss how much more attractive she is than I ever was, as she enjoys laughing at my bare body and encouraging my son to disrespect me too.
l) Yup, all of ’em! (what a surprise!)
IX: If Miss owns my pussy, what should this involve?
a) Only being allowed to pee when Miss gives permission.
b) Presenting my pussy for inspection and punishments.
c) Getting Miss’s name tattooed above my pussy, or wearing a dog tag with her name on it dangling from my labia.
d) Spreading my pudgy thighs for any man Miss says I should.
e) Wearing diapers to save Miss having to give permission for my pee-pees. (I love the idea of Nat and all her eighteen year old friends hanging out with me serving them and then I have to ask for my diaper to be changed, so Nat makes me strip totes nude, get a changing mat and I lie with my thighs splayed and lifted up while her friends laugh and take pics on their phones while s wipes and talcums my naughty bits. The idea of my dignity as a middle-aged mom, woman and business woman being taken from me to the point I’m deemed too irresponsible to look after my own pussy makes me cum really hard!)
Wow, I’m probs going to blush when Nat next pops over! LOL. Anyway, just 9 little questions to help me along with being a good slut mom-in-law. For part 5, next time, we’ll be doing a little survey to find out how I can resolve neighbour wars.
Bye for now,
Love and Kisses.
Allie. Xxx