Up until her final year at uni, Edith had given everyone the impression her emotional system had been cryogenically frozen. She’d never even once been on a date or shown the slightest indication of being drawn toward a fellow human being. Not sexually drawn, anyway. The idea of her ever having a “love problem” was, quite frankly, absurd. But, early into her final autumn term as an undergraduate, she at last proved she had feelings after all.
Yes, they came flooding out one evening in the Union Bar, big style.
Heather was sitting alone in a quiet corner, drinking Marston’s and trying to make sense out of a thick Econometrics textbook when her friend arrived at her table, bearing two new pints. Edith’s habitually fretful expression was more intense than usual. She obviously had something on her mind and, over the course of several more beers, Heather got chapter and verse . . . slowly, and very, very painfully.
Good grief, getting confessions out of her was like pulling hens’ teeth. Her version of “flooding out” was not a fast one!
After Mary Rose, Edith was easily the cleverest person Heather knew. She was a research chemist (“Great with Stinks” as Mare would have put it) and had become a bit of a star among her peers. She was already inundated with offers to keep on researching when she graduated, no doubt summa cum laude. While not as naturally intelligent as Heather’s old school chum, Edith had the gift of only ever needing to hear things once. Her comprehension and retention were first class. So too was her work ethic: she could always be found slogging away in her lab for minimally twelve hours a day and seven days a week. The combination of effort and ability was awesome.
That night Edith was uncharacteristically low. Being Edith, however, she didn’t just sit down and spill out her heart. That would have been too much like admitting she had a few unscientific bones in her body. Instead she babbled on about her latest project, probably not realizing that the frown lines in her forehead were etching themselves ever more deeply in place.
Heather wasn’t fooled by the babbling but let her go on a while, aware that whatever it was had to be serious. Anything that got Edith out of her lab so early had to be terribly serious. It was best to let her get to it in her own good time.
It can’t be work, Heather thought. She knows much more than her tutors. And it can’t be her extensive and exciting social life, because she doesn’t have one. It must be bad news from home.
Except Edith did have a social life . . . almost. Her one social concession was to go to the chess club with Doug once a week. And occasionally the two of them had been spotted in the refectory together, eating lunch and talking science.
Everyone except the star researcher herself knew she was besotted with her fellow researcher. Even without any of the usual tell-tale signs it was apparent in the way she said his name . . . and, come to that, the frequency with which she said his name.
Doug was nearly as smart as Edith and just as dedicated. On paper they were made for each other; they shared academic interests that baffled ninety-nine point nine per cent of humanity. But in reality they hadn’t got beyond the just-good-friends stage. It was as if they were both terminally shy. Heather couldn’t understand such reservation between two intelligent people. Even so, she found the ongoing “will-we-won’t-we” rather cute. It was like watching that old coffee ad . . . only in super-slow motion.
‘What is it, Ede?’ she asked eventually. ‘What’s upset you?’
‘It’s nothing, nothing at all.’
Heather took the other girl’s hand and squeezed it gently. ‘Please tell me,’ she said.
‘It’s nothing really; just something silly.’
‘Ede . . . will you please tell me, for goodness’ sake.’
And that was all it finally took.
It’s official.’ Edith avoided her eye as she spoke. ‘Doug doesn’t care for me at all.’
‘Nonsense, he does so care. I’ve seen you together. It’s written all over his face.’
‘It isn’t written all over this though,’ Edith said, bursting into tears.
Heather quickly understood what had happened. Her friend had received a “stray” email that included a sequence of replies she’d never been meant to see. From the paper copy (printed off at the cost of half a rainforest) it was evident that good old Doug had got involved in an ongoing exchange; the sort that moved from coursework to sex, then back to coursework.
And that one of his idiot mates had then forgotten about the sex and widened the distribution list.
Oops!
The sex talk wasn’t in any way extreme. Heather thought it shouldn’t really upset anyone named in it, even if it did seem to implicate everyone who’d ever used a Bunsen burner. Not to mention a fair few who had never set foot in a lab. She was even in there herself, which she found odd. She didn’t often sleep with scientists. Sports scientists were a completely different matter, naturally, but out-and-out scientists . . .
Anyway, she wasn’t bothered personally once istanbul escort she’d seen her two guys gave glowing references. The only thing that did concern her was an exchange towards the end.
Geordie: “Come on Doug. Confess. Wots Edith like under that baggy sweatshirt?”
Doug: “How should I know?”
Geordie: “Mate, if you don’t know, nobody does!!”
Doug: “Then nobody ever will!!”
Heather put her arm around Edith, who was sobbing quietly. ‘Blokes,’ she said. ‘They’re so insincere. He’s just said that because he thinks it’s what his cronies expect to hear.’
‘His cronies sound sincere enough about you.’ Edith’s eyes brimmed again. ‘You’re “fantastic” and “mega” while I’m just a skinny virgin who nobody will ever touch. I’ll probably stay hidden under my baggy sweatshirt forever.’
‘Ede, listen to me. You’re lovely and slim, not skinny.’
‘But I’m still an untouchable virgin. Nobody’s ever going to give me a perfect ten.’ Edith managed a weepy, snotty sort of laugh. ‘In fact nobody’s ever going to give me one, full stop. Never mind score me for it.’
That was when Heather decided to get involved. Intellectually Edith was a giant; emotionally she was more like a midget. In her considered opinion it all came down to self-image, and there really was no reason for her friend to sell herself so short. While not absolutely striking, she was tall and pretty and would undoubtedly scrub up well.
If she ever got her nose out of her test-tubes, that was.
‘I’ve got a three-litre box of Merlot at home,’ Heather said. ‘You are coming to help me drink it. Then I am going to hug you until you say you’re happy again. Is that a deal?’
‘I don’t think I’ll ever be happy again,’ Edith replied with a pale smile.
‘Then I’m going to be hugging you a long time, aren’t I? Come on girl, grab your coat.’
*****
For once reticent with the vino, Heather dragged out her first couple of glasses of red. Without saying so out loud, she wanted to let the effects of several pints of beer leave their systems. Confident they’d peed as much as they needed, she then made her move.
‘Okay,’ she said, snuggling closer to Edith on the leather settee, ‘this is where the serious hugging begins.’
Edith stared back at her, almost blankly. It was impossible to judge her mood or expectations.
She has come of her own accord, Heather thought; she’s fully aware that “hugging” is on the agenda. And she knows as much about my sexuality as everyone else . . .
‘I am of course using the word “hugging” loosely,’ she continued. ‘But I’m really serious about making you happy.’
‘Hmmm,’ went Edith.
‘Just relax,’ said Heather, undeterred by her friend’s lack of enthusiasm. ‘Think of it as an experiment. Remove every last emotion and concentrate purely on sensation.’
‘Sensation,’ the so-practical chemist echoed.
‘That’s right. We’re about to experiment together, and it’s essential you don’t go into it harbouring any preconceptions. Don’t you Stinks persons wipe your brains before applying strips of litmus paper onto your solutions? Or whatever it is you apply instead nowadays.’
‘I’ve always preferred Universal Indicator.’ Edith’s laugh was uncharacteristically nervous. ‘But yes, I suppose I could brainwash myself.’
‘Good,’ said Heather, and then kissed her.
*****
Edith had, naturally, been aware of her friend’s larger than life reputation. Heather was miles beyond drop-dead-gorgeous and could sleep with just about anybody on the campus at whim: male, female or transgender. Everyone fancied Heather, even straight girls. It was impossible not to fancy her and she sent out sleep-with-me signals without even trying.
Like she was doing right now!
When it came to her own sexuality Edith was undecided. She wasn’t by any means a biologist but, as a dyed-in-the-wool, hard-core scientist, she recognized that gender only mattered if reproduction was concerned. Sex could be had same-gender, couldn’t it? And, virgin that she was, she was well aware that sexual attraction could be indiscriminate.
In other words, she was quite capable of being visually attracted to females as well as males.
Come to that, if she dismissed illogical, irrational and possibly institutionalized preconceptions, didn’t she really believe that girls were infinitely more attractive than men?
So how should she to react to the proposed “experiment”? How when merely being there on the sofa with Heather had set her pulse off racing faster than Michael Schumacher?
“I’m well on the lezzie side of bi,” Heather would tell anyone who would listen.
And she had the track record to prove it. Ninety-five per cent of the males at uni must have tried it on with her; their success rate wasn’t high. Unlike the far lower percentage of females who’d tried, with a (rumoured) win-rate better than Manchester United’s.
I’m here of my own free will, Edith reminded herself, I came here expecting wine and hugs. And I am perfectly able to switch off my emotions and experiment.
Consequently beşiktaş escort she accepted Heather’s kiss and, rather than analysing the girl-on-girl aspect, analysed the pure physical reactions.
Heather was, she quickly decided, playing it cool and going easy on her. As an innocent in the hands of a woman of the world, Edith appreciated the consideration. She also appreciated the fact that she was with a real-life human being; a beautiful person who seemed to genuinely like her; a person who was prepared to show her real-life physical affection.
Remembering her instructions, Edith concentrated purely on sensation, finding it surprisingly easy to do so. And goodness gracious, kissing was nice! No, it was better than just nice, it was fabulous. The rush of sensations inside her was just as good as the one she could make herself feel when alone in her bed.
Oh yes! Nice, nice, nice! And from no more than a kiss!! What on earth would she feel like if matters progressed!!
Suddenly Edith desperately wanted matters to progress. And she could be a very determined lady if the situation dictated. She was also an expert at applying catalysts. Going on out-and-out instinct, she upped the tempo. Heather seamlessly went with her. Overcome by her own daring, Edith pushed her tongue into a warm, receptive mouth . . .
No, into her lover’s mouth!!
It was sheer joy. When Heather took her hand and drew in into an intimate position, she didn’t resist. No, she simply kept on kissing and experimenting.
*****
Heather hadn’t had such fun in ages. Proving to Edith that she was sexually attractive wasn’t any big hardship. Hell, it wasn’t even untrue. Edith was very attractive . . . very, very, attractive; she just went out of her way to disguise the fact. And her being a virgin didn’t hurt.
Not that Heather was some kind of perv. Okay, she could be as degenerate as heck with an equally experienced partner, but she would never push boundaries with the likes of Ede.
Ede was a lovely person.
Ede deserved loving, not simply shagging.
Most of all, Ede needed a little friendly bigging-up.
Their first kiss was a long one, as well as particularly sweet. Keeping it going, Heather did her best to control her savage beast within. That alter ego of hers, “Hurricane Heather” could do extreme things at the drop of a hat. The last thing she wanted was to frighten Edith off sex forever.
Especially not when they’d come this far.
Breaking off at last, Heather softly kissed Edith’s strong, straight nose awhile. Then she kissed her naturally arched eyebrows. And then, when Ede instinctively shut her eyes, she kissed her closed lids.
‘You are so, so, sexy,’ she purred.
‘Oh my God,’ Edith gasped.
‘Squeeze,’ Heather prompted. Then, laughing, ‘not my shoulder, silly! Squeeze with your other hand!!’
When her virgin lover did as commanded and compressed her breast, she squealed and chuckled.
‘You just made me cum, Ede,’ she said (more or less truthfully). ‘Let me return the favour.’
‘As a scientific experiment,’ Edith replied.
‘Yeah, let’s not deny the Great God Science.’
It was Edith’s turn to laugh. ‘My emotions are on hold . . . I think. I guess I’m ready to concentrate on whatever physical sensations you care to inflict.’
*****
Edith couldn’t believe that her ears could be so . . . so re-active. Heather had only nibbled at her lobes and licked behind them, and . . .
Well, it had been erotic beyond belief.
Still keeping her eyes clamped shut, Edith lay back on the settee and enjoyed the feel of the tip of Heather’s tongue as it traced a line down her neck. Then she gasped as her lover shifted sides and kissed her way back up to her other ear.
Her lover!!
Innocent virgin that she was, Edith realized she was being loved, not fucked.
And she loved being loved. Sharing sex was a million times better than doing it DIY. No, it was more like a zillion times better!
Surprising her, Heather suddenly desisted. ‘This is a two-way experience,’ she said. Then, smiling as she deftly and cross-handed removed her T-shirt, she thrust her boobs into Edith’s face.
‘Just do whatever feels right,’ she said.
Edith gasped again. Along with most of the rest of the university, she had admired Heather’s breasts for some considerable time. She’d also regretted her own lack of athleticism. Some more sporty girls had told her that Hev’s changing room antics were worth witnessing. Apparently she was always first to strip off and last to kit up. And first in, last out of the showers . . .
Allegedly dozens of girls had applied to join her football team, just to share a changing room with her.
Heather had what seemed to be a natural tan. It would have been easy to suppose she’d had a dash of African blood in her ancestry at some stage but, rather disappointingly, her family tree went back over six generations of Yorkshire farmers, all of them as white as the county’s rose.
Never beylikdüzü escort mind her superb skin tone, Edith thought, get a load of those tits!
And wasn’t the girl doubly-blessed? Heather had large, round breasts but they were firm and virtually self-supporting. Apparently she could play sports without needing to wear one of those ridiculous bras that resembled chastity belts. Apparently she could even control a high ball on her chest with the skill of a Gascoigne or Best . . .
Edith did her utmost not to stare . . . and failed miserably.
Her own tits were perhaps a little larger than Hev’s but not nearly so firm. She tended to leave them to their own devices. Because nobody had ever shown any interest in her, she didn’t know much about them as sexual organs. All she knew was that, if she ever tried to trap a football, it would squash them flatter than pancakes.
Although Heather’s were a sight for sore eyes it wasn’t their size, shape and solidity that immediately drew Edith’s attention. Oh no, it was the bits that came with them.
Yes, yes, yes, she thought. Oh yes, yes, yes!
Heather’s nipples were enormous and, currently positioned maybe six inches from Edith’s face, she could see they were hard and erect. Astounding as that spectacle was, Edith’s attention was centred the girl’s areolae: they were two inches across and the colour of the darkest plain chocolate.
Unable to stay herself, she ran her tongue over Hev’s right boob. And somehow she managed to do it slowly, only briefly flicking the nipple, favouring the actual breast more than the obvious target.
‘Good grief, yes,’ Heather sighed.
Encouraged, Edith put her tongue more fully to work, concentrating a while on the undersides of those oh so wonderful tits, only occasionally straying up onto her teats.
And goodness gracious, her nipples were getting even bigger and harder! How could that possibly be!
*****
Only too evidently an admirer of Edith’s enthusiasm, Heather finally dragged her mouth away from her boobs.
‘My turn,’ she said officiously. ‘It’s a two-way experience, remember?’
Edith obligingly lay back against the arm of the settee, reckoning that was what was expected of such a comely virgin.
Not that she really considered herself to be a comely virgin. She was a skinny scientific freak who had no hope of ever getting laid. There was more chance of DNA technology reincarnating dinosaurs than anyone wanting sex with her. Heather deserved a medal for going as far as she already had. With any luck she’d get a bit of tit-play and then surely that would be that. They would be back to the three litre box of Merlot, sipping a few more glasses and sharing a lot of embarrassing silences.
Or would they?
Adroitly pulling off Edith’s baggy sweatshirt and removing her bra, Heather cooed appreciation. ‘Nice, nice, nice,’ she said.
Then she went to work on Ede’s breasts, pretty much replicating the attention she’d been paid herself. And pretty much bringing Edith off, if the truth be told. Had she just told herself she didn’t know much about her tits as sexual organs? Well she did now!
Eventually, following what to Edith felt suspiciously like three orgasms, Heather desisted and eased herself up her body. The smooth feeling of their hot, sweaty boobs rubbing together more than made up for the lack of nibbles and licks; it was no less than exquisite.
Yes, yes, yes!
When Heather kissed her mouth again Edith opened up and avidly sucked on the invading tongue.
Tonight’s been brilliant, she thought, convinced the physical part was over and done with.
But Hev was kissing her neck again, going down one side, taking a shortcut along her collarbone and going back up the other side. Resolutely concentrating on sensations, Edith didn’t object when strong fingers gripped her wrist and pulled her arm up straight, like a school-kid trying to attract the teacher’s attention.
The touch of tongue tip on her armpit thrilled her beyond belief. How could Hev do such a thing! Okay, so she did shave her pits, but not regularly. There had to be half an inch of bristle there. And it’d been hours since she last sprayed on deodorant . . .
Heather didn’t seem to mind the bristles. She gave Edith’s pit a thorough licking before changing arms and repeating herself.
Then she headed south.
Edith sighed as that adventurous tongue darted hither and thither, checking out her curves before at last arriving at the top of her jeans, drawing a horizontal line over the soft skin of her tummy. This, she was sure as sure could be, was the end of the road.
Maybe it was just as well. She had nothing to offer but her virginity and Hev had gone way beyond the extra mile quite a while ago. She was also unsure how she would react if the experiment did go much further. Last thing she wanted to do was seem foolish by overreacting.
Before she could suggest more wine Hev’s deft fingers were unbuckling her belt.
‘Oh my God,’ Edith gasped as fresh excitement washed through her. ‘Oh my God, yes, yes, yes.’
*****
Heather had been having fun earlier but by now she was in her element. She was also (somehow!) still keeping her alter ego under control. She popped the brass button on Edith’s Levi’s and tugged down her zip.